...you get most of your exercise on Sunday.
...you insist that Jell-O be served in the proper liturgical color of the season.
...you use the words "heresy," "heretic," and "heretical" frequently, but your friends all know you're just kidding.
...you think Methodists are kinda precious and adorable, what with their grape juice.
...you know that if you really want to get through to Jesus, you have to speak with his mother.
...you refer to incense as "Protestant Raid."
...your priest feels as if you are his personal cross to bear.
...you know that if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
...you like words such as, "oblations," "supplication," "succour," "bewail," and "dost."
...if you add to this list because you feel inclined "so to do."